tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash

"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"

by J.Noble July 18, 2006

Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.

Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever

by SKid0207 January 6, 2012

Oh my cat!

The opposite of saying "Oh my God!" because God spelled backwards is dog, which is the opposite of cat. So I suppose that makes it the opposite reciprocal or some term like that. From the song "Never Ending Math Equation" by Modest Mouse.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I just got
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Front row tickets to see (Insert your favorite band here) next week!
Person 2: Oh my cat!!

by Miss Muffet October 19, 2004

cat vs. dog

The eternal war between cat-lovers and dog-lovers. Will never be resolved. May start fights with even the bestest of friends.

Me: Cat vs. dog, what's your side?
Friend: Dogs.
Me: I love cats more.
Friend: You serious?! Ew! Dogs rule!!!
Me: Are you kidding me? Cats rule, because dogs ACTUALLY DROOL.
Friend:

(Not real, just an example)

by Cat-person January 18, 2017

cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

by concerned me December 24, 2007

Warrior Cat Lemons

Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex

Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john

by Thetntteam January 24, 2023