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Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.
"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"
by Syndo September 24, 2009
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shit flick

A film that is COMPLETE and TOTAL SHIT due to reasons that include, but are not limited to:

- a terrible script
- horrible acting
- foolish directors
- portraying a waste of talent
- promoting idiocy and ignorance
A: My DVD collection's sick!
B: What're you talking about?
A: I got like, 500 movies, man!
B: Yeah... 500 shit flicks.

DANG!
by haxico July 28, 2011
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dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun
My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.
by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003
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shit dot

adjective: (1) to engage in a shenanigan involving at least two offenders and one victim (at a time) where one of the former two restrain the latter and the remaining one squats over the victim, applying his (or her) buttcheeks firmly against the victim's forehead and proceeds to squeeze out a minute portion of a turd so that the victim is left with a small brown (color may vary) mark on the forehead thus having administered the shit dot. (2) a vulgar act of flitatious terrorism.
They were left with no alternative than to shit dot him right there in the kitchen.
by James Gibbons October 9, 2006
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I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That
John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.
by The Puñeta December 2, 2010
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this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.
I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.
by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016
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