Minnesota Finger Fuck

A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's

Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?

by queef247 March 8, 2011

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010

Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.

Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!

by greenanon December 22, 2008

running your fingers

the term "running their fingers" refers to someone who likes to talk sh*t, but the only way they do this is via facebook or other social networking media, or via text message, or anything that uses finger power to communicate. it's said running their fingers instead of mouths because they never say any of this stuff to someone in person. & they never would, because they are too p*ssy.

jessica: *typing on facebook* "ok. u can bring it..lol i dont have a prob fightin wit u..i do have a prob fighting wit people who are 300 pounds more then me :) SEE UUUU !!!"
everyone else: "naw b*tch, we know you just running your fingers. you ain't gonna do sh*t!"
& when she "SEES UUUU" she says nothing & runs away.

by to0o true January 24, 2011

four fingers up

four fingers up means you are madly in love with Molly

He put four fingers up because he loves molly

by itsgottaberight^ May 8, 2022

three finger brown

Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.

Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....

Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!

by Kimbo May 22, 2007

Chinese Finger Trap

When two dicks are put tip to tip, then a girl jerks you both off simultaneously. Both hands together, side to side.

Sean: You think that girl would ski us both?
Josh: Definitely!
Erin: I would prefer to Chinese Finger Trap you. More bang for the buck!

by ChineseFingerTrap February 13, 2014