seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

by cfwest November 3, 2012

brown eye eclipse

A boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks
the anal passage.

Dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse.

by cranking with hank September 29, 2012

keep a look eye

always keep your eyes open

dude how are you going to find any thing if you dont keep a look eye

by jerkyboys April 12, 2010

Dirty Bush Eye

When a dirty stripper gives you crabs in your eye.

Dude, I got got dirty bush eye from that nasty stripper.

by mamaxjemimah October 30, 2011

Dead Pig's Eye

When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.

They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.

by Rexburger October 31, 2008

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010

Hairy Rabbit Eye

1) To look at someone from the side to give them a glare or look of disapproval, like a rabbit. As a rabbit usually has a small eyes, located on the side of its head and typically has an air of superiority.

That chick is giving me the hairy rabbit eye.

by Fairy9000 January 14, 2011