blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Rim Prop Job

The act of giving a Rim Job while acting as a prop, a part of a theatrical stage.

You go bend over that fake rock on stage and I'll give you a Rim Prop Job during the intermission.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Good mo-job

When one wakes up to someone performing falatio on them, a Good morning blow job.

Friend: Hey you're glowing today!

Guy: My girlfriend gave me a sweet Good mo-job this morning.

Friend: Fuck yeah, that the way to start the DAY!

by brolyss360 November 5, 2013

service job revenge

The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job

There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014