good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!

Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

Temple of the Sun God Sacrifice

When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.

Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?

Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.

by Jit Lord April 21, 2022

i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music

you are not a rap god i am a rap god

by eminem og July 26, 2023

Oh my God! A scrumble!

An exclamation you say when you see a scrumble.

I really do enjoy walki- Oh my God! A scrumble!

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 14, 2021

Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

by plopdoggy May 22, 2018

Good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

by Robbohehe May 23, 2018