Smash piss holes

To have sex

I'm just lookin' for someone from smash piss holes with.

by Willimus June 1, 2017

Shit hole bar

A very nice esbablishment to have fun and enjoy drinks with friends

Man I had such a blast. That was a real shit hole bar.

by Thaibybaby July 14, 2018

A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

by Hossbox November 21, 2018

fire in your hole

an alternative to saying "fire in the hole"

"okay squad we're leaving please start moving bearing 120 the way we came"
"right i really hope this works uh"
"okay vesper when you're ready"
"fire in your hole"
BOOM
NO DAMAGE
"oh what the fuuuuck"

by Infantryman 26015 July 13, 2019

Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

peep hole potty

A gas station or facility ( normally when driving ) that you pass because it's so sketchy that you fear there is a peep hole for the employees to watch you

I had to pee so bad but that place looks run down there has to be a peep hole potty

by AUWFT November 18, 2016