Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

aidan's [penis]

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

by fartasdf May 28, 2022

Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

Aidens Penis

A VERY VERY BIG PENIS THAT WILL SLAY EVERY LADY

omg look at aidens penis i wish i was him

by Andwar gay January 5, 2021

push penis

Having a so much of a gunt that one must push to find the penis

That guy has a push penis

by Yoda dog December 20, 2017