jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

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You may be right

A phrase used to end an argument when you know that you are right but the other person will not accept that they are wrong.

Galileo: "The earth goes around the sun."

Pope: "No, the sun goes around the earth."

Galileo: "Seriously, look at..."

Pope: "STFU! The sun goes around the earth."

Galileo: "You may be right."

by GPq February 21, 2011

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But you never know

A phrase used to add to the end of a conversation, when you have just realized you crushed the person's hopes and dreams.

Kid 1: Man I wish I could get back with my ex you know...

Kid 2: Well she's back with her ex-boyfriend, and hates your guts.

Kid 1: ...

Kid 2: But you never know...

Kid 1: I know huh.

by Daddy-Diaz May 22, 2010

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write you off

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.

They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.

by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013

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see you around

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".

Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

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