Diet Cock

a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

by Kairoen June 10, 2018

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Cock gawking

Staring at an abnormally huge penis knowing that it will not fit ANYWHERE!

Dude 1: What do you wanna go do tonight?
Dude 2: Wanna go cock gawking?
Dude 1: Sure!

by Istareatpenis.com August 21, 2009

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cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.

That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.

by dali2323 September 28, 2010

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cock spaz

when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.

Teacher: "why are you late billy"

Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."

by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009

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Cock Paste

The creamy white substance that is spewed from a males engorged throbbing phallus once ultimate pleasure has been arrived upon due to oral stimulation.

Man 1-"Wow, dude your teeth look absolutely amazing! What is your secret?"

Man 2-" I always make sure to brush my teeth at least twice a day with my boyfriends Cock Paste!"

by Ariesian September 11, 2013

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Cock Jealous

cock jealousy.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.

You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."

by t0mpee January 3, 2011

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