just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable

Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?

by NeonGenesis November 20, 2013

Fart-treat me like that

When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.

“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”

“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”

“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

by Jindurr January 25, 2018

whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018

like baby bear's porridge

When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...

Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..

by roadfighter June 24, 2016

She smells like Killybegs

A lady whose reputation for spontanious sexual congress is such that she commonly has a fishy odour eminating from her pudenta, similar to that of Killybegs, the Donegal fishing town.

Aww mate, dont shag that bird, she smells like Killybegs with all the lads shes shagged.

by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014