Going into the cats arsehole

The long winded version of a story with too much detail!

“Alright love, going into the cats arsehole ent ya”

by Big in vending March 21, 2021

Crazy Cat Lady

Carole Baskin

Carole fucking Baskin, the crazy cat lady, fed her husband to the tigers.

by ZesPak December 30, 2020

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).

Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018

cat burglar

some1 tat drives a saturn about 5'9 6'2 half argentinian half brasilian. tat die.go

oh no da cat burglar has taken my car while pretending to be a pizza boy urgh tat die.go

by catburglar1992 January 7, 2010

Cat Beard

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.

Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.

by Kelmart February 25, 2011

fat shit cat

n. Someone who is fat and eats food that isn't theirs without the permission of the owner of the food

That fat shit cat ate my tomato...damn you Oprah!

by Batost March 11, 2008