Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

Shit hole bar

A very nice esbablishment to have fun and enjoy drinks with friends

Man I had such a blast. That was a real shit hole bar.

by Thaibybaby July 14, 2018

Down The Rabbit Hole

1) What someone says when they get unintentionally sidetracked from an intended goal or routine, due to being absorbed by matters that arouse interest, seem unusual and/or puzzling. This is different from being distracted, as while distraction is simply a means to an end, going down a rabbit hole implies there is more than what meets the eye. Sometimes, the rabbit hole may end up opening new journeys, which in turn opens even more journeys and so on. The rabbit hole can regard trivial as well as serious matters. This term has been used for very long (circa AiW), however, it has gained more notable usage in recent times due to digital media, perhaps a bit too much usage. It is also the plot for many action thriller movies.

2) Another term for taking psychedelic drugs, especially when used as a euphemism.

1) John accidentally bumped into a guy and a business card fell out. He picked it up and—when boredom stuck him—typed in the URL on the card. It brought him to a website that offered a lucid dreaming service, something he was never aware of. Soon enough, he went down the rabbit hole and found more similar services. But that didn't end there, he found out that the technology could be altered to connect users to a dream. It still didn't end though, as John finally came into realization that he was dealing with the black market.

2) Guy 1: Hey, what's Greg doing today?
Guy 2: I heard he's going down the rabbit hole
Guy 1: Oh, well let's better go tripsit him.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 15, 2022

Happy Hole Hat

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat

dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed

by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010

Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

3 hole plugger

When she a freak so you have to find 2 other guys to help plug her up

Matt: "yo man I need help"
Ron: "with what bro"
Matt: "I got a 3 hole plugger in my room and need two more guys"
Chuck: "bro we got you"
Ron: "no homo tho"

by bigdikrex95 August 11, 2015