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Candy Monkey

Dude, did you eat her pussy?

Yeah, it was yummy. She has some candy monkey. No surprise though, she's a vegan!
by Marcus Santorum June 10, 2011
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School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.
Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds
by zed December 5, 2003
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humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.
Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!
by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003
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Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.
Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!
by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009
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porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005
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wet monkey

my closets filled with gators and some wet monkeys
by CREAM4L October 3, 2006
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monkey wrench

when someone is giving a blow job & bites down & does a cart wheel while giving head
by aliceeeeeee April 17, 2007
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