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high hard one

a big fat cock
or
getting stiffed (by a big fat stiffy)
I moan with pleasure when I’m gettin’ the high hard one!
by lick a lotta spokes November 15, 2004
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Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.
John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."
by Sahara October 4, 2003
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Shoot the fair ones

To have a fight one on one.
Yo fuck a gangbang, lets shoot the fair ones.
by Adrian November 5, 2004
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One Eyed Pirate

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.
A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys
by Bainemo August 16, 2004
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One Eyed Jim

A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy
gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
by Philly ree June 19, 2008
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bite one's thumb

An insulting shakespearean gesture akin to giving someone the finger which is gaining precedence with Arts students in university.
"Hey man, don't be an ass. People shouldn't bite one's thumb at one another."
by HelloBobbo October 10, 2005
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