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Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.
Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.
by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011
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dont cop a tit

when trying to tell someone to not freak out.
or to not make a big deal out of things.
God Kelly, I'll do it later, dont cop a tit!
by baileemae69 June 30, 2011
mugGet the dont cop a titmug.

liquor flavored tits

a girl whom is liked/loved by many people. In a sexual way of course.
This girl could have a boyfriend/girlfriend and still be flirtatious, thus causing many people to fall for her.
Logan-So do you like her too?
Anthony-Of course i like her, everyone does.
Logan-Like, EVERYBODY, likes her?
Anthony-yupyup
Logan-She must have liquor flavored tits.
by Anthony Steele July 14, 2007
mugGet the liquor flavored titsmug.

shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
mugGet the shield those titsmug.

the tit's nut sack

The very very best
Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.
by dr fjord October 17, 2013
mugGet the the tit's nut sackmug.

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.
"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)
mugGet the fuck your tits offmug.

Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.
by Brian March 17, 2004
mugGet the Show us your tits.mug.

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