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Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017
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Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt
You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll
by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017
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Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8
Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard
by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018
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Team Fat Ass

A group of teenagers that go distroy local all you can eat buffets
Team Fat Ass went to Ching Chong palace Friday and put them out of business. Goodness Fuckin Gracious
by Zachback37 October 25, 2016
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Fat Cunt Syndrome

Mainly found in Males at the age of 18 years old, whos name starts with a K and ends with an N.
Commonly referred to this type of person as "A Fat Cunt with no life."

The known effects of this syndrome are:
1. No Life
2. Extremely obese
3. Retarded

Not all effects of this syndrome have been listed.

Any person retains the right to call this person a racial slur or any other type of slur.
Hey man, don't look at that guy he has Fat Cunt Syndrome.
by The Big Man 69420 July 8, 2022
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brad the fat man

this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck
oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off
by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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