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off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
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cock arm

A man who thinks he has big arms but in reality they have long, skinny, penis-looking arms.
Chad goes to the gym in a tank top to show off his guns, but everybody just sees his cock arms instead.
by Brad Underhill February 2, 2017
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Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.
by dixluvr January 8, 2015
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cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
by breast inspector February 12, 2013
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cock vision

when a girl total ignores the females around her and concentrates on the dicks in the room. sometimes she doesn't even notice there are even ;vaginas near her.
" See that girl ? She has total cock vision. I'm pretty sure she hasnt said hello to any of her girlfreinds at this party. She just seems to flirt with every guy in the room. "
by staticidontwannalogin April 7, 2010
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Hydra Cock

When you’re turbo wasted and can't put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom dicks instead of one
Last thing I remember was me hydra cocking out of control, so I just gave up and passed out.
by Pam Landry December 12, 2015
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