fart follicle

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.

Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.

by Bearded genius September 4, 2016

fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

fart-run

when you are running or jogging every other step you let out a nice fart, the louder the better, they can last up too about 10 steps sometimes more.

"Yo, Hunter i went to go run after that golf ball and I had an intense fart-run"

"NICE"

by louiee12 September 19, 2011

Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.

The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010

Snorkel Fart

The insertion of a snorkel into ones vagina while shit breath air is expelled thru said snorkel creating radio brilliance.

What was that sounds,it was a snorkel fart.

by The Dirty Twig Show November 1, 2008