Railway cake

When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.

Had me a the railway cake last night. Couldn't have asked for anything different.

by Main Shear November 4, 2020

fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."

by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020

Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.

I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Getting cake up

Meaning getting your money up

“In the back of my Bentley getting cake up “

by 999wrldyuh999 May 24, 2021

Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016