penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

Micro Penis

When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis

by Manthedrake February 23, 2020

penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

Penis Baseball

Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.

Penis Baseball is such a horrible idea that even Jackass didn't pick up the idea.

by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021

splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021

penis gum

A semen soaked piece of gum.

When soaking regular gum with semen for 3 and half days, you'll be left with regular gum with a faint white tint. Make sure to make it look exactly like the original shape, in order to not cause suspicion. The best use for this prank is by going to a social event and sharing with friends and or family. Not many people catch on, because they would never expect a cum soaked piece of gum.

Hey, name of unsuspecting victim, want some penis gum?

by Flavored Gum March 21, 2017