Tail Job

When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.

"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."

by Jeffydmr May 17, 2010

Dr. Rim Job

The most bad-ass mother fucker you will ever meet. hobbies including rimming peoples ass holes until death.

don't mess with the rimmer.

Im Dr. Rim Job bitch, and today ill be licking your asshole. i mean PROSTATE EXAM!!!

by Dr. rim job March 20, 2008

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016