A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

by Hossbox November 21, 2018

Hetton-le-hole

a minging place in the North of England. With army's of chavs

person 1: should we go to Hetton-le-hole ?
person 2: no we'll get shanked !

by sharty bum June 3, 2021

kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.

"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"

by jsd9632 February 14, 2012

Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

Happy Hole Hat

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat

dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed

by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010

Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Shit hole bar

A very nice esbablishment to have fun and enjoy drinks with friends

Man I had such a blast. That was a real shit hole bar.

by Thaibybaby July 14, 2018