May 1rst

National fuck your self day

Asshole go fuck yourself on may 1rst

by Jasonthatbooi January 5, 2022

May 26th

International give your friends who are called Hannah presents like its their birthday day.

May 26th is a great day

by This isn't finn April 23, 2025

May 14

International Nigger Day

"Hey it's May 14th!"

"Yes, international nigger day!"

by cheesemeerkat20 January 9, 2024

May 30

Second to last day of may. May 30 is the best day ever! Also my birthday

May 30- someone’s name kk birthday

by the crazygyal May 25, 2022

22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022