A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.
We were all out having a great time when, without warning, shit pig showed up and , as expected, ruined everyone's lives.
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This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.
World: Well I guess bad shit happens.
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.
World: Well I guess bad shit happens.
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