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Cock Manifesting

To stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man.
Katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because I was Cock Manifesting and she's no longer a problem.
by Pistol Petex September 16, 2009
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butt-cock

when someone tries (and fails) to bag every female possible because his friends dropped him
mickus fr fr becoming a butt-cock, this is why I don't talk to him anymore
by *Big J* March 10, 2022
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Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019
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diet cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.
by jimissobored May 31, 2015
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Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
by Xenon32 March 1, 2010
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Cock Floss

When after unloading in a girl's mouth she opens up and cum is stretched between her teeth. This is cock floss.
After i busted a nut in that bitches' mouth i made her show me the cock floss.
by Ho runner December 9, 2008
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Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.
Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!
by 3forint.com September 28, 2012
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