Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

chop like the food channel

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.

Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!

by Mighty Mel November 28, 2009

Liking your own post

Sad

Liking your own post is sad- “ you like your own posts, oh that’s just sad”

by Timothy Jenkins June 6, 2021

Smells like bitch in here

used to call someone in a group of people a bitch without pointing them out.

Me:enters room
Also me:smells like bitch in here
Everyone:Gasps

by prianc_nt June 22, 2022

Like a hotdog at a hamburger party

When someone sticks out like a sore thumb.

EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

Tough like shark movie

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.

"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."

by WHCIwarrior February 18, 2009