(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"
"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
Get the wookiee sledgemug. Most noteably found on Battlefield Bad Company 2, the Bush Wookiee is a player who constantly hides in the bushes and never goes out into the real fight. They will always take pot-shots from the bushes, and slowly make their way around a main base like some kind of hostile native. Basically, they hide in the jungle like the wookiees on Star Wars, hence the name.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.
Geoff is such a fucking bush wookiee. He's throwing motion sensors at his feet, spending the whole game calling mortar strikes on an empty building, and will probably finish the game with a score of 3-0.
by IHateBushWookiees October 26, 2010
Get the Bush Wookieemug. by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009
Get the Wookiee pussymug. 1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
by Crabex February 23, 2009
Get the Wookiee Smugglermug. (Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"
"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
Get the wookiee sledgemug. The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
by George McBob May 19, 2009
Get the bathroom wookieemug. A Fart thats sound resembles the howl of a Wookiee. The sound usually consist of 2 or more syllables and contains lots of "R" and "OW" sounds.
Steve: "BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!"
Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!
Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.
Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!
Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.
by neversweat July 18, 2006
Get the Wookiee fartmug.