The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
by Dick November 22, 2004
Get the Fast Eddiemug. a pussy
by Cameran Carr October 19, 2010
Get the Eddie Leighmug. Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015
Get the front eddymug. A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.
by Tombombilla June 7, 2018
Get the Eddy percmug. by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019
Get the Fast Eddymug. Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.
Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!
by Cayucas July 9, 2017
Get the eddy davidsonmug. by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022
Get the Speddy Eddiemug.