Dragon-Tails

When a man puts his facial hair in some sort of tie/tail. They aren't pony-tails, they aren't pig-tails, they are DRAGON-TAILS.

Bloodaxe's chops are so long he makes two Dragon-Tails out of them.

by Goodz January 11, 2009

drowsy dragon

The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.

I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.

by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008

purple dragon

a different term for heroin

she started chasing that purple dragon, not me because i am a purple dragon but, heroin

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

Dragon Rule5

When somebody plays an online game (Like a type of MMORPG) and no lifes a certain aspect of that game.

Also known as "No lifing" or "Gertjaars"

It is a bad thing to Dragon Rule5 and you should never be proud of doing it.

If you have a friend that Dragon Rule5s, help them, oh dear god, help them!

Guy: "Hey, did you hear about Patrick?" Guy2: "Yeah! He really Dragon Rule5'd that game of his!"

by iWingers March 30, 2009

Angry Dragon

You’ve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects

before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can

swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she

suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a

sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.

OMG I think I just cummed through my nose like an angry dragon!

by Clammy April 12, 2019

Sleep Dragon

A mystical flying reptilian from New Drowsiland that burninates one's food after eating, fatiguing the body with warmth.

I just ate a huge lunch - the sleep dragons are coming to get me!

by bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica January 21, 2009

fudge dragon

A really big turd. Poop. Crap. Ish.

scrolls

Mr. Mackey: "Let me assure there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean - unsuspecting urinal, mmkay. Dropping your pants and then turning around... squatting over that urinal, mmkay... maybe - maybe pulling your buttcheeks apart with ur hands, mmkay. And then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see."

by vtpguitarist October 13, 2006