trenis 

A form of penis that a tree has. Only a tree has one of these. Usualy very large. Either green or brown, pending on how old it is. Quite fun to ride.

Look at the size of that trenis!

trenis by Asliceofpizza January 11, 2005

Tonsil tennis 

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon

Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.

Tonsil tennis by Omar037 July 7, 2015

teenie 

Someone usually below the age of 16 who thinks its cool to announce there in love with the lead singer "usually". They tend to brag they get more attention but bands actually pity them a lot of the time.

OMGOMGOMG BILLY JOE IS SOOOOO HOTTTT!!!! I WANNA MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABYS AND HE IS GONNA DIVORCE ADRIENNE FOR ME BECAUSE IM 12 AND REALLY FIT. OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BILLIE I LOVE YOU!!!XXXXXX

INCORRECT SPELLY OF BILLIE JOE INTENTIONAL

teenie by Danielle Hodges July 23, 2008

Teefises 

A word used to describe one's teeth, in a serious manner, by a generally uneducated person. Usually refereed to in a quantity of 45.

Is also used by well educated cosmetology students, in a not so serious manner, when referring to the teeth, smile, mouth, eating, etc.

I'm freakin starving. I'm gonna eat this in 5 seconds with all 45 of my teefises.

Teefises by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

Tenish 

A name for an Indian kid who goes too fucking hard at tennis.

I really hate the tenish that won the singles tournament.

Tenish by harphambe October 6, 2016

rainbow table tennis  

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".

Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*

rainbow table tennis by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007

teenie bopper 

A young teen in the perimeter of 12-16, who is in awe with you. Slightly infatuated to when you walk by they gaze into your eyes as if you are glowing with ambers of fire and awesomeness. Another instance is when they are silent when you walk by but immediately giggle like tiny chipmunks when you pass.

Hey man, i was in the store and got followed by some teenie boppers.

teenie bopper by why oh why do i need a usernam January 2, 2016