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Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.
Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.
by Dave Dees June 30, 2011
mugGet the Grease Sweatsmug.

grease bang

when one skips a few days of showering and their hair becomes greasy. if they have side bangs they will split up in chunks of shiny hair instead of having a all the hair as one
by llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2010
mugGet the grease bangmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Bunnies

Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics
"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"
by Zorina August 14, 2021
mugGet the Grease Bunniesmug.

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex
man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat
by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011
mugGet the grease the seatmug.

Grease and release

Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.
by Gud_Intenshunz April 16, 2008
mugGet the Grease and releasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

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