having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

to have the cuts

to be fire in regards to the aux chord

to have the cuts:
"don't worry, i have the cuts!"

by wildflowerimnotsorry July 26, 2017

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

Having a Levi

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

by The J-Bomb September 8, 2013

having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

having fun

another word for having a quick wank

mate ill phone ye back i'm just having fun real quick

by Thatonenonce June 10, 2019