foot cocaine

The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.

I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!

foot cocaine by thewongchoice5 March 2, 2021

Gamer Cocaine 

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

Gamer Cocaine by pechman April 4, 2021

fish cocaine

Salt for saltwater aquariums.

I picked up some fish cocaine to build my saltwater aquarium.

fish cocaine by Fishboy1000 April 23, 2021

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song 

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING

Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

Canadian cocaine 

Some really good Cocaine.

Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

Canadian cocaine by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021

dirty cocaine 

I’m joking, it’s not a real ting sry😐…lol

Neither do I, I was talking about dirty cocaine

dirty cocaine by ionknowimadeforajoke December 17, 2021

curt cocaine 

Load a blank into a shotgun ram as much cocaine in the barrel as you can then shoot yourself in the face

“Lets get wild this weekend and hit a fuckin curt cocaine!!”

curt cocaine by PatrickPaine April 28, 2022