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Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph
Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
by Danny steam August 7, 2012
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Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011
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French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
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Yub Club

A club founded in 1997 by a group of young students determined to make the world a better place.
Armored Eagle and Rising Phoenix are the last two active Yub Club members.
by Armored Eagle July 3, 2006
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club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.
In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
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Wive's Club

A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)
SCENARIO #1

Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??

Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!

SCENARIO #2

Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!

Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!

SCENARIO #3

Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!

Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
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Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011
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