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Cleveland Canoli

Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.
He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.
by Dani.dangerous December 6, 2020
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.
Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland
by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016
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Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.
Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.
by Frg00 December 2, 2016
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CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.
"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."
by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020
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cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.
Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.
by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016
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