Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
Get the gash wand mug."The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"
by Veseylad50 September 2, 2016
Get the dank gash mug.The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.
Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.
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Get the crusty gash mug."Wastegash" or "Waste-gash" is an insult; Someone who does nothing with their life. (Or nothing much.)
by Grimmyyy October 18, 2011
Get the Waste-gash mug.a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants
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