pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

Bossy pants

A domineering, strong willed, powerfully dictatorial person...... but gets shit done!

Bossy pants just ordered everyone to get in line for lunch orders.

by Namaste June 4, 2018

load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

by Nycman June 13, 2014

People pants

Pants worn in front of other people, specifically people with whom friendships are not yet well established.

Good example: jeans, trousers, corduroys
Bad example: pyjama bottoms, tighty whities

"Company's coming. Better put on my people pants."

by li_ll March 23, 2010

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007