by jayyykayyy May 31, 2018
Get the Chris mug.A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.
by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016
Get the Chris mug.A complete and total douche bag. He loves playing video games, as well as searching the internet for a quick hook up. extremely toxic in relationships bc he is always messaging girls asking for nudes, even offering compensation for them. Once caught cheating he promises to never do it again saying he loves you, Do not be fooled!! He has and never will stop cheating for anyone including YOU, he only gets better at hiding it. His background with computers and i.t. work make it a breeze to keep things hidden
girl1: guess who asked me to send him nudes
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn
by unicorn110517 January 12, 2019
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The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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A name given to a pure legend,
A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.
Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
A name given to a pure legend,
A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.
Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
by Box brigade June 8, 2018
Get the Chris mug.The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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