glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.

"I gave that bitch a glazed jelly donut B!"

by Fighter Hayabusa July 6, 2003

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut

(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020

glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.

"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"

by mondaymorning December 27, 2009

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 8, 2020

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021