guitar douche

A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?

Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.

by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009

douche pack

An obnoxious gathering of douchebags, who exhibit pack-like behaviors. Similar to a gaggle of geese, school of fish or herd of buffalo.

We were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.

by Son of Thor June 17, 2007

Dickey Douche

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.

"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."

by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009

Ranger Douche

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.

I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.

by MrT64 January 21, 2011

Thunder Douche

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

douche station

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

Douche Lights

Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road

I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.

by Buck Naked 212 September 9, 2009