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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.
Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him
by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
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Kenalin Dong

A Thai delicacy; Roasted dong (dick) slathered in honey and breaded in crushed bees.
wah ngga I do what you have the name meatball ...
kenalin dong ... hehehe
by LeSmidgen April 13, 2009
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dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
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Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist
Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today
by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020
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