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Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018
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corn piece

The saying used in this century throughout day to day function; ‘corn piece’ (KŒrÑ), originated from an Ancient Greek word defining passage of exit.

It is also known as the ‘Japs eye’ (JæpŠ Ēÿę) in Asian countries.
The scientific name of the corn piece is Urinary meatus.
A : ‘May I ask where your restroom is located, I need to unload out of my corn piece’

B : ‘After I had my one night stand when my corn piece stings when I urinate
by Slangfacts101 September 24, 2018
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boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
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in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.
I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.
by bigman1013 January 20, 2012
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Horn corn

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo
"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"
by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022
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Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020
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Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
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