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skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008
mugGet the skin cancermug.

bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
by ninaur November 16, 2022
mugGet the bowel cancermug.

Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019
mugGet the Marshall's Cancermug.

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 28, 2017
mugGet the Ear cancermug.

cancers and libra

cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,
cancers and libra

girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra

girl 1:that explains it
by ivy smith April 2, 2021
mugGet the cancers and libramug.

Sound of cancer

1. The sound of a Disability choir a tone deaf singer
2. The handicapped student screaming in the hallway

3. When you in Sacarment meeting (Church) and all you hear is crying.
1. All I could hear in that musical was the Sound of cancer.
2. Teacher! Close the classroom door before the Sound of cancer gets louder!

3.I hate church, all I hear is toddlers producing the Sound of cancer
by Dentor February 16, 2020
mugGet the Sound of cancermug.

cancer random

An unreputable individual
He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random
by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020
mugGet the cancer randommug.

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