Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Lil Crunchies

The tiny little bits of broken or little crunchy fries left at the bottom of the container.

You can have all the big fries but can you leave me back the lil crunchies?

by DukeNuggets June 1, 2019

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.

We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock

by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020

Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass

Ewww that bitch is crunchy!

by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017

Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

crunchy

eternal sadness :(

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"

by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021