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Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.
Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.
by susansusansusan April 2, 2013
mugGet the Sophisticated Susanmug.

A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.
Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.
by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021
mugGet the A Susanmug.

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.
This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.
by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021
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Little Ms Susan

A poooch, FUPA, upper fat pussy area.
It was my time or the month and little Ms Susan was feeling quite bloated.
by Auto bot February 4, 2024
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Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.
“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”
by Unco and neph June 3, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Susanmug.

Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016
mugGet the Roughie Susanmug.

Susan

Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.
Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan
by SextraLover3000 February 28, 2022
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