Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.

“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018

Bunky Nuts

the point at which time while urinating the smell of your balls is clearly palpable

Storm: man when i just took a piss....
Dave:What fuckin' bunky nuts fool?

by Dave and storm March 4, 2009

nuts ridiculoso

Used informally to refer to something or some situation that is egregious. It is a combination of the exclamation "nuts" and the adjective ridiculous.

$46.50 for a stack of colored paper? That's nuts ridiculoso!

This is nuts ridiculoso! I got a ticket and the car was only there for three minutes!

by natcrazz January 17, 2011

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

No Nut Nineteen

Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2020. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2020. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.

The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple

The Power I Have Gained No Nut Nineteen

by That FBI Agent December 10, 2019

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019