Dirty jordan

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.

"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"

by eliiiiiiiisssaaaaa m April 25, 2007

Dirty Ellen

The act of trapping your girlfriend in a hotel room and watching her get boned by someone else whilst admitting you're a cuck and jacking off in a corner. This can also take place whilst you play Fortnite and desperately searching for XP coins.

Ryan done a DIrty Ellen with his girlfriend last night.

"Alastair helped Ryan perform a Dirty Ellen and admitted hes a simp while betraying the boys"

by BIG AL HOAYE April 8, 2020

Dirty Scout

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

by DTCR July 24, 2014

Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.

I gave that ho the dirty captain!

by D43M0N July 7, 2010

dirty alex

when a man has a foursome with 2 gay KFC workers and 1 living hydroflask, and one gay KFC worker pisses in the mans nostril until it comes out his mouth so that the living hydroflask can be filled with it, all while the other gay KFC worker is eating the mans ass which has been pre-filled with chocolate syrup infused cum.

damn i’m so horny i could go for a dirty alex rn

by bussypopper200 September 8, 2021

Dirty Hellen

A sexual procedure where you instert the penis into the anus and then into the vagina and then back into the anus repeatedly. The outcome is a sloppy mess and is disgusting. The term can be abbreviated as just DH.

Yea, so I gave a Dirty Hellen to this girl yesturday.

Man, that's gross why would you ever give a DH!!

by b-p December 13, 2006

dirty jackhammer

the act of sticking a jackhammer up ones ass-hole and or pussy. most common on construction sites

DO NOT TRY IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS

hey you look board want a dirty jackhammer. awsome

by rstlrkn September 26, 2008