New York Times

Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.

Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.

by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021

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black people time

(n) a system of time that is offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.

I told jim to be here at 8:00PM EST but he just got her and its 8:30 already. I guess that is because he is on black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)

by THE ORIGINAL Webster October 30, 2008

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arsehole to breakfast-time

A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".

If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!

by Jim Warren January 7, 2006

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One Last Time

THE SONG WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON BREAKS EVERYONE'S HEARTS IN HAMILTON FOR NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

One Last Time = GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by AkaiLastname August 2, 2017

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That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

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