manged monkey

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy

damn that girls got a manged monkey

by bri December 29, 2004

smother monkey

A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.

That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.

by Bucketthead May 26, 2009

Monkey Skull

A group of 3 or more dudes beating on a chicks skull, with their dicks, until it breaks open. They then consume the chicks brains and fling poo.

Detective Steele suspected the victim was Monkey Skulled, due to the feces on the walls and the lack of brains in her skull.

by creedem June 24, 2009

Girth Monkey

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

by lexie116 February 6, 2008

smush monkey

Someone who walks slowly when you want to get somewhere in a hurry but you can't overtake for some reason

This group of smush monkeys are taking ages

by Stewie + Holly August 22, 2007

flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).

Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."

by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016

monkey's fist

1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.

1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time

by monkey's fist December 25, 2005